While it’s commendable that the Lex Hotel near Sinsa Station wanted to express its superior accomodations to potential customers in the English language, they seem to have forgotten a word (or added one too many?). On and above the doors of the Lex Hotel are the words “Very & Good”, exactly as is written. Since “very” is an adverb and “and” is a conjunction, there is some obvious confusion in the statement. One must assume they mean to either say “very good” or something else described by “very” that complements “good”. Regardless, the absense of that secret word and addition of the ampersand create yet another perplexing usage of English in Korea.
November 23, 2008
English in Korea #3: “Very & Good”
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November 23, 2008
A good though small crowd showed up to this last Sunday’s quiz. I only had to request for people to not shout out the answers about 22 times or so, but fun people nonetheless. Liancourt Rocks saw another second place finish at my quiz, though they’ve been holding their own on opposite Sundays. Here are the scores for Nov. 16th:
Winners: How Long Will It Take To Get the Smell of Stupid Out of the White House? (132 points)
2nd Place: Liancourt Rocks (121)
3rd Place: Life Ain’t Nothin’ But B****es and Money (114) BEST TEAM NAME
4th Place: Nathan, Don’t Go! (106)
5th Place: The Walking Wounded (102)
6th Place: Mairead’s New Haircut [Part Deux] (101)
7th Place: Nananenenininunaninananinanon (97)
November 9, 2008
Suffering from a nasty cold for one week is my excuse for not posting anything for a week. November 5th saw a packed and enthusiastic crowd at the Wolfhound, and Liancourt Rocks saw yet another 2nd place finish at Garrett’s quiz. The scores:
Winner: KC Has Polio, So I Kicked Her Wheelchair (127 points)
2nd Place: Liancourt Rocks (120)
3rd Place: The Ambiguous Genitalia (111) BEST TEAM NAME
T-4th Place: Yoko 9021 Oh No! (109)
T-4th Place: Bucharest Nights (109)
6th Place: Five Inch Taint (108)
7th Place: Stairwell Lotharios (104)
T-8th Place: Fred West Ham (79)
T-8th Place: Teachers Against Dongchim (79)
10th Place: Elephantstone (64)
11th Place: How Many Clowns Can You Fit In A Wolfhound Toilet? (63)
12th Place: Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Back (61)
13th Place: Kimchi Grub (49)
*”How Many Clowns Can You Fit in a Wolfhound Toilet”, sticking around long enough to earn the LAST PLACE FINISHER prize.
*”Fred West Ham”, desperately pretending to be one of the winners in order to earn free beer. I don’t know if they were successful.
October 30, 2008
Thoughts and Memories of a Phillies Championship
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People who know me personally know that, for me, the Phils are something of an adopted team to root for. I’ll always be a true-navy blue, stone-cold Yankees fan until the day I die (speaking of them, how ’bout that mediocre season this year?). I’m NY-state born and raised, so that’s that. I went to college in Philadelphia in 1999 and fell in love with the city and its fans. I have always been passionate about baseball, and the Phils play in the NL, so of course I’m going to cheer for them. I got to understand the fervor and angst that Philadelphians experienced in waiting and waiting for their day in the limelight. Now that the day has come, my thoughts on a championship:
- This World Series was hardly the greatest ever, but after four years of four and outs, with a Rays team that climbed from the bottom of the heap to challenge for the title, with horrid northeast weather and a suspended game which has never happened, you have to say these games truly had some drama. Even though it was great to see Boston win its first title in forever, Chicago just about as long and St. Louis for quite some time, those games were over before you knew it. The Rays were not lively, producing few runs and barely showing in Game 4. But they took at least one game and had their own moments, so for now, the purist that I am regarding baseball fandom, I am satisfied.
- I can’t stand Bud Selig. He has made some bad decisions in his tenure as comissioner, and he is horrible at marketing his sport (his congratulation speeches sound like eulogies). And I am firmly convinced he was getting booed out there on the dais (not “Bud!”, “Boo!”). And he got lucky, LUCKY, that the Rays tied the first part of Game 5, because there is no excuse, EVER, to even consider calling a post-season game in favor of one team.
- Speaking of the suspended game, in a weird way it was good for both the Phils to lose one in Tampa and to have Game 5 split. It gave the home crowd four chances to experience their beloved team try to deliver, giving them trepidation and joy instead of utter dread and sorrow. Hindsight is 20-20, of course, and no Philly fan after Game 2 would have said “Huzzah!” to that loss, but it worked out in the end.
- Certain players got legitimized in this season and postseason. Cole Hamels went from being a young stud to maybe the next big thing in pitching. Shane Victorino went from entertaining on a local level to star on a national stage. Jayson Werth has become a bonafide, everyday starter. Moyer and Blanton proved you don’t need a Garza or a Sonnastine. Almost everyone looked good.
- The Phils once again proved something that I have always believed in. Most people will tell you that pitching wins championships, but I contend that a solid bench and great depth will take you to the promised land. You can’t count on great pitching and hitting all the time. The Rays rotation was not lights out (like my boy Lidge!), their lineup not hot. Role players that can come through in a pinch; these are the guys that seal the deal. Just when you think Matt Stairs is washed up and Geoff Jenkins was a bust, they can bring just enough out in a timely moment to get you through.
- Is Brad Lidge up there with Tug? A bit early to be making comparisons, and McGraw was there for the first title, but Lidge did look photogenic enough, so that counts. Giving Lidge the Comeback Player of the Year award is only a footnote in encapsulating his return to dominance. Hinske looked resigned to fate as he took those last three strikes. Side note on Hinske: Some guy in the chat room for the game feed I viewed said it was only fitting that an ex-Blue Jay should strike out to a Philly closer in this World Series.
- I didn’t see the Utley-to-Ruiz throw live (ARGH!), only the replay after. Teaching while watching games is a difficult task. Personally, I’ll remember that Zobrist liner to right, with one out and the runner Perez on second, picked up neatly by Werth. If Werth is not exactly there or makes a misstep, the game is most assuredly tied. And I don’t think Philadelphians could have handled the emotional drain.
- No matter who you think it favored, the umping was terrible during this series. A number of missed calls and shifting strike zones (and for both sides, too, Rays fans!). One occasional snafu is one thing, but for the first time I am leaning somewhat towards instant replay. Never for ball-and-strikes, though, the pitcher and catchers work to earn that zone.
- The only game I saw with no interruptions was Game 3. I was fortunate; the game had been delayed by rain, and my friends in Seoul and I headed to Gecko’s in Itaewon. For those of you who don’t know, Gecko’s on a Friday or Saturday night is a great place to hang out if you are a tool. It’s much better to go to on a Sunday morning, with a big-screen TV showing the game. Prices are awful too.
- Anyway, Game 3 made me appreciate all over again how fun it is to watch Jamie Moyer pitch. Even at 45, he’s still throwing the ball effectively, and that stuck out tongue was priceless. I would immediately hire him as a pitching coach if he made himself available.
- On the Fox broadcast, they replayed Harry Kalas’ call of the last out, and that was an unexpected joy. I’d take Harry the K alone over the whole Fox baseball crew any day of the week.
- I haven’t seen or heard the Patti LaBelle rendition of the National Anthem, and I don’t care to (unless you tell me it’s really funny). Hardly anybody sings it well anymore. and the fact that they are still throwing “God Bless America” into the mix is just too much patriotism for me. I’m there for the game.
- Did Fox play the Rocky theme enough? Of course it should be played from time to time, but man, is that the only thing you people can identify the City of Brotherly Love with? At least play some Survivor!
The aftermath:
- First of all, I still contend that Jimmy Rollins should be named Team Captain. I know some of you Philly folk are smarting from those “front-runner” comments, but it was a bit deserved. And at this point, Rollins in essentially the old veteran on that team, always fun on and off the field, and brought you an MVP. I remember Manuel benching him for one game earlier this year for not running hard enough, and J-Roll admitted he deserved it. It’s stuff like that that makes a leader.
- You might not want to hear this, Philly, but the club should at least make an offer to Pat Burrell. It shouldn’t be as much as the last contract, and I know Pat the Bat isn’t always clutch with his standing strikeouts and 50 year old knees. But year in and year out he still puts up decent HR and RBI numbers, and you cannot guarentee you will replace that. And don’t tell me he’s not “clutch”; you need people to produce all the time. Those runs count.
- Even as champs, the Phils still need another starter. The rotation solidified by season’s end (I don’t know if they solidified so much as coagulated), but most of the season it was a work in progress. You can be hopeful that Myers has returned to form and Blanton will grow, but Moyer is pushing his age limits and they don’t have much consistency beyond that. They need at least one more above-average starter to complement Hamels and frighten the competition into thinking this team is not a one-shot wonder. Given that they just won and are young, no one (not even C.C.) is out of reach.
- I can only imagine the level of public drunkenness, property damage and street rioting to be had tonight. And it better happen, too, Philly! You complained a lot to me with your “oh-when-will-we-ever-get-a-break” attitude! I better see videos of people in Yuengling-stained Ryan Howard jerseys, passed out on the street, or I will be displeased. A turned-over car or two is a bit much.
And now that the Phils have won:
- There will be much rejoicing.
- Let no one say that this was undeserving, or that the Phils are a weak and boring champion. I hate that kind of garbage; resentful bile from people who did not see their favored team accomplish the pinnacle. I despised the yearning these sportswriters and TV people had for an L.A./Boston series. “Oh, I can’t wait to see Manny! Will he be Manny?” Those footnotes are tiresome. I enjoyed seeing the Phils and Rays bring to fruition what has been a long road of tinkering and toiling at putting together a perfect team. Philadelphia hadn’t won a title in 25 years, and the turnaround for the Rays, the worst-to-almost-first story, will be remembered despite the loss. You can’t sell that package, Fox and ESPN? You need Manny being Manny so badly? Yeesh.
- People outside of Philadelphia spew a lot of bad publicity about this town, mostly because some inebriated bozos threw snowballs at Santa (which isn’t even the whole story). They don’t realize that these people who get into these drunken fights and engage in such clownish antics can be found in just about every major city. The difference in that Philadelphians are constantly being told that they are fat, stupid, ugly people who live in an armpit of a city that offers nothing aesthetically pleasing or, even worse, no A-list celebrities! They are constantly being painted as losers, and that’s made even worse by the fact that their teams have often been losers. Philadelphians live and breathe their sports franchises, and even when they boo one game, they come back the next. So lay off with the pretenious “Oh what a boring champion” commentary. If you need your own city represented so much, don’t even bother making a comment and go back to watching “Desperate Housewives”.
- Philadelphia, you have your championship. I’m thrilled for you. I wish I could be there and celebrate with you. Enjoy it. Enjoy it thoroughly, soak it in, and then shut up the whining for a year, because some of the those outsiders say about you is true. You are winners now. If the Eagles miss the playoffs, ignore that guttural, compelling voice in you that wants to say “here we go again” or “it’s so unfair” or other such nonsense. You’re classy, Philly, much more than people may ever know, but you tend to give off bad vibes from time to time. Stifle your “Negadelph” and “Illadelph” tendencies for the time being.
For me, personally:
- Seeing the Phillies win a championship is not like, say, the Yankees winning in 1996, the first baseball championship I could enjoy. And being in Korea cheapens the thrill a bit; I’d rather be hopping around town and mixing it up with the peeps. But when Lidge got down on his knees, I jumped out of my seat.
- I’ve longed cared about Philadelphia sports (and the Phils in particular) because I’ve wanted to see Philly win, and feel like a winner. Not being there leaves an empty feeling. I want to see my old friends and shake their hands. I want to get in Chris or Pat or Bob’s face and say, “OK, you happy, now?” in a sarcastic manner that they are accustomed to as they scream at the top of their lungs and don’t even comprehend me. I want to ask Nicole if she finally feels like her optimism has paid off. I feel a bittersweetness as I sit, so many miles away, forced to celebrate through computer keys.
- My greatest memory of the 2008 World Series will always be sitting in an empty classroom, on a Thursday morning local time, watching the game on a slow-as-molasses Justin.tv stream, following the tension and revelry and inane chat comments, while the stream host pauses from time to time to refill the bong he’s been hitting (or, to give the benefit of the doubt, a 2-liter of Pepsi), which had been placed rather close to the microphone. During the 9th inning and the ensuing celebration, I noticed the strange sounds occuring more often.
- I want to go party-harty, too. I miss you, Philadelphia. Congrats.
October 27, 2008
I love you guys. I really do. And I love the fact that the Phils are one win away from their first baseball title in over 25 years. That’s great, I wish I was there.
But what’s with these weak fan signs I’m seeing during the games? “Ryan Howard for President”? “Super Champs” (with a “yay chase” afterthought)? “Utley Amazing”? “There’s No Cowbells in Philadelphia”? Where can I find some ingenuity, or even decent grammar? I hope that, in Game 5 with Cole on the mound and destiny almost in grasp, that we have some people showing something a bit more clever. C’mon, Philly, I’ve been defending your rep from across the ocean, you are not dumb!
By the way, how’d you guys like this Jamie Moyer-Gene Simmons moment? I love Moyer.
October 22, 2008
We had a great crowd for the quiz this Sunday, and even better, we had a Ninja-Pirate round! How we you wasting your Sunday evening? When polled on which was the superior specimen, the ninja defeated the pirate 4 teams to 2, with one team picking Batman (who’s closer to being a ninja) and another team rambling about how neither are better as they don’t fight with honor or something (lame…). The four teams that made the correct choice were awarded with paper shurikens made by yours truly! Scores:
Winners: Joe Six Packs and Soccer Moms* (120 points)
2nd Place: Liancourt Rocks (and 2 People We Met at a Juicy Bar) (114)
3rd Place: Joe the Plumbers (102)
4th Place: Three Ways are a Compliment* (99) BEST TEAM NAME
5th Place: KooKoo (86)
6th Place: Mac Daddy Donald* (60)
7th Place: The C.H.U.D.s (53)
8th Place: The Big Mics* (48)
October 18, 2008
OK, not specifically English, but worthy of mention! The proprietress of the Mona-risa cosmetics store can attend to all of your cosmetic needs, but she cannot get past the difficulty some Koreans have with “r” and “l”. The consonant “ㄹ” represents sounds that are somewhere in the area of “r” and “l”, but not exactly. Also, depending on the position in a word or syllable, the Korean language favors one sound over another. Therefore, it’s not a surprise for a business to misrepresent the correct letter. Also, the hyphen joining “mona” and “risa” is also amusing.
October 18, 2008
October 18, 2008
Articles of the Opinionated: Palin Defines Patriotic Demographic?
Posted by Garrett under Articles of the Opinionated, Politics, US News[3] Comments
Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin recently made a misstep at a North Carolina fundraiser, according to CNN.com. Speaking to those gathered at the fundraiser, she used words like “very pro-American” and “very patriotic” to describe small-town America. Palin tried to clarify her comments the next day, but Democratic VP candidate Joe Biden wasted no time in lambasting his opponent for her misplaced glorification, expressing outrage at the “implications about patriotism” and that “we are all patriotic”. In what has been a rough couple of weeks for Palin given the cold reception given to her by European media, added to a little public safety director firing fiasco, and you may start to think that her highfalutin praises of small-town America can only be damaging to the Republican campaign.
Biden hit the nail on the head with this timely criticism. We’ve often heard the “small-town America is real America” line before, but for a vice-presidential candidate to proclaim that these are where the so-called truly patriotic people live, that is pushing it. What makes these people more patriotic than, say, people in Lower Manhattan? Because small-town people have porches from which to hang American flags? Maybe more apartment dwellers should tape flag cut-outs to their front doors so as to notify Gov. Palin of her misunderstanding. Or perhaps the governor believes that the patriotic American is someone from constituencies represented by her party and politics. Either way, it’s not a good line for winning over swing voters, when you are effectively telling them that their patriotism is determined by how many neighbors they have.
But that’s not even really the annoying part. For the last several years, America has endured a Bush administration that questioned its citizens left and right. If you were not for the war, you were against America! In light or our recent economic woes, a bleak outlook in our “war on terror” and other grim domestic concerns, Gov. Palin’s comments are not only pretentious, they’re off-track and unwanted. People don’t want to here about your pompous praising, what they want to know is that, should Sen. McCain assume office and follow that with a stroke, that you won’t be a dim bulb leader who tells people to believe in God and their country while they can’t afford the gas to move their cars and heat their homes. So I was glad that Sen. Biden immediately followed up on her quotes, because after eight years of being told I was a bad American for not supporting the current agenda, I don’t want to have to fear another four of that nonsense.
October 13, 2008
In what was one of my harder quizzes in some time, a team of four virtually won after the first two rounds, even though they did horribly in the fifth round. My cats round was one of the hardest yet, though trees was much harder for people. Scores:
Winner: Liancourt Rocks (134)
2nd Place: That Dude Over There Is Creepy (109)
3rd Place: Blake Sabbath (100)
4th Place: Libras Love Lots (97)
5th Place: I Can See Russia From My House (69) BEST TEAM NAME
6th Place: IQ of 1 (63)
7th Place: Bushy Minge (45)
8th Place: Con Cojones (32)























